The Ankhet Gazette
Issue #41: 6 Tybi 2758
Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Gone for Good?

On 17 Hathyr, 2758, Sue(AKA: Croaker, Karakorum) Judged 15 Members of the Shadows dominion, some of which were inactive and some of which were chosen for attack due to their dominion affiliation. Sue was quickly subdued by Bones(AKA: Spam Witch, Karakorum) and placed in the Underworld. Mr. Reign removed Sue twice from the Underworld in an attempt to gain back a Chuma item which he claimed as his and another as being property of Karakorum. These attempts were also thwarted by Bones who managed to kill Sue in a duel before Mr. Reign. Later that day, more people step into the ring to attack Sue. Pakhet(Monolith), Patrick Bateman(Monolith), Chaveleh Chip Cookie(AKA: Wendy, The Crossroads), and Sue himself. Finally, Snigu Ka Tet(Shadows) wraps up the matter with a successful Desecrate upon Sue. Snigu Ka Tet is quickly placed in the Underworld himself and doesn’t emerge until 26 Hathyr, 2758, under the terms of a self-imposed community service sentence. Snigu Ka Tet pledges to Cure and Bequeath to any who ask him as long as he is able to help. The heralds show that aside from sparse deaths at the hands of NPC’s, Snigu Ka Tet is true to his word in helping the community.

The community service is not without its detractors who claim that Snigu Ka Tet is sliding by on his punishment with minimal help. This reporter supposes that Sniggy’s slide became too clogged with shit as Snigu Ka Tet anoints to Desecrator, leaves Shadows, and forms the Asylum of the Apocalypse dominion. Chronicle has been empty of his presence since that day.

The Return of the Mafia

A secretive little town set in the future awoke to the sound of staccato gunfire one morning. What ensued was 24 people trying to stay alive and kill off everyone on the other side. The sides were mafia and innocent villagers. Every night, the mafia would band together to murder an innocent villager. During the day, the innocent villagers would vote to lynch someone they hoped was a member of the mafia. All they had to go on was a list of who owned guns, the self-described untrustworthy advice of a mysterious totem, and the whatever guidance their hidden role provided them. Among those roles is a trusted deputy mayor, an apothecary where the employees attempted to find useful recipes for potions and a demon. At the end of the game, the biggest twist was revealed, there were two mafia groups working to destroy the village. This game was run by dfmchfhf.

Top of the Game

Here are the current Ankhets: (Bold indicates a change from the previous issue)

Ahmose:Blue Agave (100, N: Agave Caldera)
Amin-Ra:FranChom (53, Karakorum)
Ammut:Vega (96)
Anubis:Eccentric (90, N: Pennant)
Apophis:KeweL (87)
Atum-Ra:em (84, The Riven)
Bast:deadwolf (66, Karakorum)
Hathor:Gentleman Jack (100, Shadows)
Menthu:errational (95)
Sekhmet:AKHOM (100, Monolith)
Selket:Malarthi Behemoth (71)
Septu:Baltar (83, N: Shadows)
Thoth:lazyfire (71, The Black Pearl)
Dominion:Monolith (542)

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