Issue #5: 3 Thoth 2756
11 April 2007

	By: The Eye By popular demand, TAG has returned. Due to constraints beyond the world of Ankhet, future issues will be released on a bi-weekly schedule. This may be occasionally interrupted by special editions for major events (such as new mods). In related news, we’ve been in contact with the Oracles who have promised TAG exclusive teasers, first looks, and maybe even the odd article. We’ve very excited and we’re looking forward to brining you the reliable, fair, and balanced news and gossip that you’ve come to expect from TAG. Thank you to everyone who sent emails and support. Once again we’d like to call on the players to submit articles and become a part of the TAG family. By next week we hope to release a full bodied issue which will officially kick off our glorious comeback. Dear Miss Mummy, I like totally forgot my username! I’m like such a total retard right!? So like what can I do? Signed, Zombie Mistress Well, Zombie Mistress, the best course of action here would be to go to the Ankhet chat room and ask for help. The Chat room can be accessed from the log-in page under external links. If for some reason that doesn’t work for you, only then should you make a new account. Send feedback to the Oracles immediately asking for help. Don’t use the account for anything else… and next time, pick a name you’ll remember! While most artifacts are inert while you’re dead, they can still be used by any living disciple. Keep that in mind if you ever find yourself in negative anima. While most anima recovery items won’t save you from the wrath of your fellow disciples, they can help ease the burden of ill timed water merchants. Remember, a Shimmering Tonic will restore you to full anima and vitality no matter how low you are when you use it! Here is the list of Ankhets as of 3 Thoth, 2756 Ahmose: Smooth_Papa (60, Eidolon) Amin-Ra: Akhenuraeus (51, Shadows) Ammut: Eremite (75) Anubis: Freya (35, Iron Maiden) Bast: Pakaran (26, Eidolon) Hathor: ChipDoc (68, Light) Menthu: Megalomaniac (75) Sekhmet: Flor Venenosa (75, Iron Maiden) Thoth: Parislan (49, Shadows) Dominion: Shadows (108,660,290) With no particular faction dominating the Ankhet seats and Mod 3 on the horizon, nothing should be taken for granted. With many Ankhets at relatively low level and the promise of Favour merchants to come, the entire field is unstable. Those disciples who have never been an Ankhet might want to make their move now. “You'd prefer that I reform my style of play to resemble that of Coelacanth?” – Xerxes Underworld: Are we having fun yet Coelacanth?: Post #123 “Welcome, disciple. I am Satet, Scion of Selket. Would you like to do business?” – The Oracle of Thebes (mod 3 teaser) Halls of Initiation: System Alerts: Post #45 “I just don't care very much for the game itself, or some of the rules.” - Mrs. Dolly Levi Gallagher Underworld: we meet again…: Post #70 “There will always be 'evil' Disciples. I will try always to stand against them. And if they ever become the majority view here in Ankhet, it will not be because I sat silently.” – Baltar Underworld: Are we having fun yet Coelacanth?: Post #152 Please send any questions, comments, or submissions to AnkhetGazette@gmail.com. Previous Issues can be viewed by using the Archives button below. View Archives

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